Something Witty And Creative

Sep 01
perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

Sep 01

FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

Sep 01
Sep 01

voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

Sep 01

alt-j:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

Sep 01
shockingblankets:

Inspired by this text post
Bonus Coulson:
Sep 01

agentgay:

agentgay:

‘yOU think u cAn do deez things buT u JUST CAN’T SAMMY’

image

it’S BACK 

Sep 01
bowtieswillfall:

my internet crashed, and this was the last post that showed up…

bowtieswillfall:

my internet crashed, and this was the last post that showed up…

Sep 01
Sep 01

muslimmafia:

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

Sep 01

sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

Sep 01

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

Sep 01

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

Sep 01

magic-disney:

shield-maiden-for-christ:

moistplinth03:

picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.
Best One Yet

I love these transitional gifs

BEST ONE YET

Sep 01

bluestockingbookworm:

cumber-kitty:

dajo42:

george weasley looking in the mirror of erised and seeing what appears to just be his reflection until he notices it has both ears

he wonders why the mirror thinks an ear is his heart’s desire and then he realises that isn’t what it’s saying

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?!

New headcannon: That damned mirror was destroyed in the battle of Hogwarts, so there can be NO MORE POSTS LIKE THIS.